whenever one of my coworkers posts on facebook i wanna barf

like you’re creepy and gross please stop

gracehelbig:

I hope you’ve seen this. Flula performs Thrift Shop in front of a Thrift Shop ALL IN ONE TAKE.

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jtotheizzoe:

The Oldest Water on Earth Tastes Very Bad

Last month, some scientists collected water from deep inside the Earth that may have been isolated for more than 2 billion years!! That’s half the age of Earth.

So of course, being a scientist, Barbara Lollar (one of the paper’s authors) had to taste it. It was not delicious (and luckily non-toxic). Instead, it was so salty that it had the consistency of maple syrup.

(via The Atlantic)

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bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

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londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep 

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tyleroakley:

Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like ****

“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.” 

Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.

Russell is incredibly intelligent and confident in himself, so he can easily bring self-doubting people on their heads, confused and anxious, because he calls them on their crap.

Casual Objectification is the problem I have with reading tabloids and watching reality TV. I dislike turning real people into characters to be judged harshly, yet lightly, where their actions are treated as pretend. They are brutally labeled and either ostracized forever, or excused from all bad manners. 

I am aware that I objectify celebrities. Just look at my blog and all of the reblogged pictures of Daft Punk, men with nice hair, and Lee Pace. I admire their physical nature, and make it a focal point for the moment of reblogging. But, then, what I am reblogging is intended to objectify them in that moment, and they presented it to be objectified. Gif set, photo shoot, music clip—THAT is when they intend us to objectify them. But to turn their genuine selves into a object to discuss and make light of.. I do not reblog photos taken by paparazzi of them in their personal lives. I do not look up photos of Thomas and Guy out of their helmets and suits since they do not present themselves to the public that way.

Russell is there as himself, to promote his work, but as himself, and rather than objectifying his WORK (as was supposed to go down) they can’t leave off his looks and accent. I can see why he is frustrated out of his wits.

This was incredible.  ‘Destroyed’ was right. Completely turned their little media show on its head.  I didn’t know just how smart this man was, but now I know. God damn.

Commentary above is awesome, I can’t really add much.  I just love it when celebrities don’t take the shit that they’re supposed to nod and reply to.

Can we just get him to do the news?

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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weepingangela:

i present to you: one of the top ten sex symbols of tumblr. 

COME HITHER

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newaindulac:

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

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thefrogman:

Ruby the Corgi [tumblr]

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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