Existential Pink Eye

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill


http://mach712.tumblr.com/post/97760073159/bukkakewaifu-saturdaymorning →

bukkakewaifu:

saturdaymorning:

saturdaymorning:

leighalanna:

saturdaymorning:

If you are pro-porn, pro-BDSM, pro-sex work, please unfollow me (unless you are open to changing your ideas about these things).

All of these industries are abuse/violence against women.

it’s so nice to see civilians caring about…

yo we should support sex workers and not shame people who are practicing Risk Aware Consensual Kink. just because we don’t support the systems that make abuse in porn, BDSM and sex work possible doesn’t mean that the people involved should be written off wholesale. and we should especially support sex workers in and out of the porn industry because that shit is so stigmatized and trying on a person that if we don’t provide a safe community, then who will?


renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”


weirdgrimtales:

shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

EVERYWHERE.

(Source: mymodernmet.com)